Snips, Snails, and Puppy Dog Tails!


Have a boy or know one?  Useful information!

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.

You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan…

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2 thoughts on “Snips, Snails, and Puppy Dog Tails!

    • We still have the blue traces of Spiderman silk on our ceiling from my boy’s 5th birthday – just the parts I couldn’t get off. He was overall very well-behaved but he’s now a wise-crack 😀 at 13. Of course he begged me to allow him to mix brake fluid and Jic – “just a little bit, Mommy”…

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