Really, Really Bad Joke

I loved this.

Nutsrok

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller’s name is Patricia Whack.

So, he says, “Mrs. Whack, I’d like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation.” Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

The frog says “$30,000.” The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny pink porcelain pig, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that…

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3 thoughts on “Really, Really Bad Joke

    • 😀 Vacation… no, LOL, that’s part of the joke. The kids were off school & the Studio was partially closed – for regular lessons but catch-up lessons were visited upon hapless students; and there was a house concert and 3 book launches, and finishing 2 very different books in various formats & editing 2 more… still busy with latter… I’m talking of books by other authors not mine, I regard my own as a vacation 😀

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